Wear Truth like Rings on Your Fingers. #Proverbs
Lazarus Rising - Guess I can throw away this shirt. Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in it. #livingtwice
@Adam: 1 rib + 1 nap = 2 gorgeous! #AdamlovesEve #GodreallylovesAdam
@Goliath: Am I being punked? Israel sent out some scrawny little kid to fight me! #CertianVictory
@Noah: Bummed I didn’t think to bring more chickens…really craving a drumstick!
@Adam: If a naked woman ever offers you something to eat – – RUN!
@Jacob: Worst. Honeymoon. Ever. #AlwaysCheckUnderTheVeil
@Boaz: You will never guess what i found at the end of my bed! #DreamsDoComeTrue
@James: I will scream if I hear mom say “your big brother is God’s gift to the World” one more time!
@Richyoungruler: So bummed. Totally thought Jesus was down with the prosperity Gospel. #KeepingMyTreasureOnEarth
@Peter: @Jesus nicknamed me “Rock”. Super cool.
@Thomas: For real! I was ready to DIE with Jesus at Lazarus’ tomb, but folks only remember my moment of doubt! #FirstNameThomasNotDoubting
@LittleLad: Cant believe it. 5,000 men and I’m the only one smart enough to pack a lunch!?!
@Eutychus: I will NEVER fall asleep in church again! #Fell3Stories
The other animals when they were told they wouldn't be going on the ark.
When Jesus told the young rich ruler to sell his stuff and give to the poor.
Andrew - A storm's coming toward our boat & we FORGOT TO BRING JESUS!!! #doomed
Mark - The look on Peter's face when he took 2 steps on water & then started to sink? Priceless.
Peter - Crushed it. #OneSermonThreeThousandConverts
Mary - I know every mom thinks her kids are perfect, but my 1st born son was a perfect 10. #boom
Babel Bill "I use to fake not understanding my wife, now she's really speaking in a language I can't understand. #TowerOfBabelFail
Samson - Time to bring the house down.
Peter: But God I really don't want to eat bacon. EAT! #PeterLesson
PhariseePhil - Really wish this kid's parents would come get him. 3 days straight w/out missing a question... he's creeping me out.
Thomas - The strangest thing in a supper filled w/ weirdness was everybody sitting on the same side of the table for a painting.
Enoch - Now you see me...
David - Whenever I get low, I get out my old slingshot and remember I AM THE MAN!!! #GiantSlayer
Jeremiah - A guy cries one time, ONE TIME, while giving a prophecy & he's labeled the "Weeping Prophet."
PalmsRUs - Insurance company denying my claim against mob who broke in and stole all my palm branches. Saying it's an "act of God."
Lazarus Rising - Guess I can throw away this shirt. Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in it. #livingtwice
If you tweet the Word of God and ignore it, you'll be like a person who builds his house on Facebook." Matthew 7:26-27
If you have 700 followers on twitter, at least 666 are headed to destruction. Matthew 7:13
So what if you own Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and all of Amazon but loose E-Life. What good is that? Mark 8:36.
Faith is like an on-line video that goes viral. Mark 4:30
Unforgiveness is like drinking poison hoping your enemy dies.
Good sense will scout ahead for danger, Insight will keep an eye out for you. #Proverbs
Boaz decided to marry Ruth because he didn't want to be Ruthless. #Bible
Boaz decided to marry Ruth because he didn't want to be Ruthless. #Bible
